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i’ve had tumblr for years and i still don’t know what the fuck an rss feed is
(Source: thr-ill)
I hope you dont mind if I,
- wrap my legs around yours
- lay my head above your heart
- run my hands through your hair
- play footsie with you
- put my hand on your tummy
- play with yours hands
- give you fishy kisses
- talk about my day
- sing you a song
- fall asleep in your arms
- sacrifice you to satan
(Source: mgnxmskt)
i just want to thank pasta for being a part of my life
your favourite celebrity could be pooping right now
exit the womb they said
life will be great they said
(Source: isunova)
they call me macklemore in math class because im like
what what what what what
what what what what what what what
what what what what
what kind of animal do i have to sacrifice to the makeup gods to be good at liquid eyeliner
“you wanna see my breasts” i say seductively to my boyfriend. i unbutton my shirt to reveal two large, succulent cuts of meat. i am a chicken. why do i have a boyfriend. why am i wearing clothes
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