It is she.

the winged wanderer

Alis volat propriis

Will always be yours.

(Source: buildingsmiles)

anus:

im not your average girl
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anus:

im not your average girl

kalories:

i’ve had tumblr for years and i still don’t know what the fuck an rss feed is

(Source: thr-ill)

When We Cuddle,

I hope you dont mind if I,

  • wrap my legs around yours
  • lay my head above your heart
  • run my hands through your hair
  • play footsie with you
  • put my hand on your tummy
  • play with yours hands
  • give you fishy kisses
  • talk about my day
  • sing you a song
  • fall asleep in your arms
  • sacrifice you to satan 

(Source: mgnxmskt)

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kanyewesticle:

i just want to thank pasta for being a part of my life

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pizza:

your favourite celebrity could be pooping right now

exit the womb they said

life will be great they said

(Source: isunova)

lampsarepeopletoo:

they call me macklemore in math class because im like

what what what what what

what what what what what what what

what what what what


booty booty booty booty rocking every pear 

booty booty booty booty rocking every pear 

nahthatsnotveryraven:

what kind of animal do i have to sacrifice to the makeup gods to be good at liquid eyeliner

thernardier:

“you wanna see my breasts” i say seductively to my boyfriend. i unbutton my shirt to reveal two large, succulent cuts of meat. i am a chicken. why do i have a boyfriend. why am i wearing clothes

(Source: kawhoru)

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